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I have a confession I wanted to read this book because I saw the Broadway show, and the idea of a Broadway show based on a book based on a movie based on a political satire intrigued me I heard the book and the show were quite different, so I wanted to see the difference.The biggest difference is that the show is good, and the book is not I don t want to be mean to the poor author Gregory Maguire , who has made a fortune and franchise from this book and ones like it, but it s absolutely terrible It s a fantastic idea, mind you, but the execution is embarrassingly bad.Oftentimes, I read a book and see ways I could never be a writer the word choice, the cadence, the picture and world and emotions the author paints with language the distance between my ability to write a little song and, oh, Mozart.This book, however, had me thinking differently It had me thinking, um, dude, I could totally do that The characters are flat and stereotypical, the plot is jumpy and contrived, the dialogue is ridiculous, the tone is wildly inconsistent when it tries to be funny it winks too much, when it tries to be a political tale it s too obvious, and I could go on and on about its badness.Take this passage, for example Not only does it read like the author is framing each paragraph around a 5 word, but also the construction is, well, a little juvenile Journalists, armed with the thesaurus and apocalyptic scriptures, fumbled and were defeated by it A gulfy deliquescence of deranged and harnessed air a volcano of the invisible, darkly construed To the pleasure faithers with tiktok affections, it was the sound of clockworks uncoling their springs and running down at a terrible speed It was the release of vengeful energy To the essentialists, it seemed as if the world had suddenly found itself too crammed with life, with cells splitting by the billions, molecules uncoupling to annihilation, atoms shuddering and juggernauting in their casings To the superstitious it was the collapsing of time It was the oozing of the ills of the world into one crepuscular muscle, intent on stabbing the world to its core for once and for all To the traditionally religious it was the blitzkrieg of vengeful angel armies, the awful name of the Unnamed God sounding itself at last surprise and the evaporation of all hopes for mercy One or two pretended to think it was squadrons of flying dragons overhead, trained for attack, breaking the sky from its moorings by the thrash of tripartite wings In the wake of the destruction it caused, no one had the hubrir or courage or the prior existence to lie and claim to have known the act of terror for what it was a wind twisted up in a vortical braid In short a tornado I mean, dear god This is what trying too hard reads like.The thing that really hurts about this book is that it s such a great IDEA It could have been really really good I think I finished it because I wanted to see if it ever got good It didn t What it did do, however, was make the Broadway show that much remarkable First of all, the show changes some crucial details to make it, well, better and shorter , but importantly, it demonstrates that the musical theater folks saw something through Maguire s dreadful storytelling they saw that the crispy, chocolatey center was worth exploring So they re already better musicians than me Given the arc of the Broadway show, they re better writers than Maguire.I put this book down when I was finished, a bit disappointed in myself for persevering I picked up Rushdie s The Ground Beneath Her Feet and read the first page That first page was, by itself, better written than the entirety of Wicked.If you have any interest in this book, watch the original movie, read the book, then immediately go see the Broadway show with the original cast That s right, the only decent way to experience this book is with time travel Good luck. I ve pretty much stopped buying lunch at my work cafeteria because no matter how often the description of the day s entr e induces those salivary glands into action, the end result is always terribly disappointing The food looks like it should be good braised beef that seems savory, fresh looking tomatoes to impart a robust flavor, colorful specks of herbs that hint of a certain deliciousness and make the tummy grumble So it s a fresh shock to the system almost every time when it turns out to be nothing but a ruse Doesn t it takes a special kind of talent to start with what appear to be such promising ingredients and to produce with them a dish as utterly bland and as pitifully uninspiring as that cafeteria food invariably turns out to be Well, doesn t it I hated this book Maybe it was because I was expecting so much with all the hype, maybe because I thought the original idea was so great, whatever End result, I freaking hated this book This is a book that makes you want to sit down and re write it yourself because it is such a shame that such a great idea was so mishandled I loved the idea of delving into the witches and their past and seeing them from a different view point I loved the idea of the politics of the different realms of OZ There was so much source material to interpret in so many ways But no the biggest thing I hated was the timeline It would start with the witches childhood and get really in depth into it chapters of the family and their day to day lives and the family dynamic And then it was like the author realized that if they continued on this way, the book would have to be a series and every book in it a tome So the next thing you know, abruptly, he jumps forward in time And the explanation of what happened in that gap is only briefly described if that It is so jarring I also felt that the characters were fleshed out during those brief times, but after the jump, And then it would seem almost like they were different characters Or a variation of the character you had come to know If there were life altering events during the gap that changed the character s personality, you can t just skip it Don t spend that much time making the reader get to know the character and then change them without showing how and why I hated the way the author would spend enormous amounts of time describing certain places or characters or situations in a way that gave the reader the idea that it would be significant and play into the main story Nope Which makes you feel so unsatisfied Imagine an entire chapter and a long wordy one at that devoted to a certain character or group of people and then then just drop out of the story completely Where did they go What happened to them Why spend so much time on them to just go no where with it Also, after awhile, it really seemed like the author had a definite AGENDA and he spent so much time forcing the characters and the plot to fit that agenda, that it disrupted the flow and felt forced I often felt like the characters wouldn t have acted that way given his own description of them I don t like being preached to If you want to really write a political book with obvious leanings, then do so But don t package it like this And this book could have been a great vehicle for a basic statement on many different things animal rights, our ideas of others , our treatment of people different from ourselves, a broad idea of what is good and evil as opposed to what people often label good and evil but didn t have to be so skewed to the author s personal beliefs Animal Farm, 1984, and many others come to mind I really believe that this story COULD have had the potential to be a classic, had it not been so mishandled So many of these concepts were brought up and then abandoned Or they were brought up and dealt with in a talky soliloquy, and without any real opposing view or anything It was like the author was determined to present every possible political view he had and, one way or the other, force it into the story But as he got writing and trying to actually write a STORY as opposed to an editorial opinion piece, he lost track of what he was saying or the point he was trying to make So many themes and ideas were a complete mess Not explained fully, explained too fully, so vague and complicated they were impossible to understand, or often than not, forgotten altogether I would have appreciated ANY resolution even skewed to the author s opinions rather than what he often offered, which is nothing It also felt so smug and superior it seemed like he referenced things for the sake of feeling smart or proving he was informed like a college student mentioning Nietzsche in conversation, not because he really wants to discuss the ideas or whatever, but because it sounds smart and proves he s beyond such things as keggers I just didn t like anything about this book I stuck with it to the end, hoping that maybe things would change, or maybe things would come together in a way I didn t expect but nope I can only assume that it was so popular because of the interesting concept of the book or the fear to admit that they didn t get it or the broadway play which I have heard is great and might better explain of the popularity of the book People loved the musical and bought the book thinking they would like that too Anyway, I wouldn t recommend this book to anyone. From the first page, I couldn t put the book down I loved it And as my love for the book Wicked and the Wicked Witch of the West grew, my hatred for George Lucas grew in direct proportion How could he have gotten it so wrong I never pretended to like the new trilogy It could have been a new story It could have really delved into the character of Darth Vader, or rather Anakin Skywalker and truly made him tragic.Instead of trying to fool the audience into liking Anakin by hiring cute kids and bad actors, George Lucas could have created an interesting character He could have told an actual story With Wicked, we get that Either a person has read the book or since we live in a culture of anti reading, most likely has seen the movie Regardless of which one, the Wicked Witch of the West is a pretty clear cut character She is evil She is green She is scary What Wicked does is take this evil, green and scary witch and turn her into a person we can like and love And it doesn t do it in a cutesy way where we say to ourselves, oh what a cute green baby She is born a freak She was not only green, but she had teeth like a shark And used them Lost fingers, oh boy And forget breast feeding She had a severe allergy to water Her upbringing wasn t too much better She was outcast She had to help raise and take care of her beautiful and crazily religious armless sister who would eventually become the Wicked Witch of the East She was ostracized in school Her roommate Galinda, who would eventually become Glinda, the good witch, could barely stand her And despite all that, we grow to like her She s smart as a whip She s funny and witty She s sarcastic and actually quite fun And she cares for all living creatures Can you believe that She even gets involved in a cause to help protect the capital A Animals like the Lion, those that can talk , who are being rounded up, Nazi like, by the real bad guy of the story The Wizard We see her take a lover and fall in love We see her lose her lover The progress that leads to her becoming the Wicked Witch of the West is natural and logical And even at the end, crazy as she became, we understand her and pity her, making her that much tragic What a treasure trove George Lucas could have used to truly show us a young Anakin Skywalker How about this and I know I m pilfering from Wicked a bit What if Anakin Skywalker wasn t a cute kid What if he was born disabled What if to be mobile, he needed prosthetics to begin with Oh sure, we d still have that battle with Kenobi where he loses a whole lot to become that scary guy in the black suit, but maybe he had to suffer his entire life being part machine That ll make Kenobi s later line of He s machine now than man even poignant And maybe he s just a little angry about having mechanical parts Maybe his first awareness of the force is through his anger Of course, the beginning would be about how, on his own, through his own strength and integrity, he overcomes the anger and the dark, and chooses the light side of the force And he comes to grips with his deformity And works on his charm and personality to such a degree that he wins a princess or a queen, whatever He could even have a cause that he fights for Anakin built C3PO, so why not take up for droid rights or some such After all, he is part machine Why, oh why George, did you give us such crap It could have been possible And then we could have had a sci fi examination and analysis of the origins of evil We could have brought depth and substance to a classic space opera. I love my physical edition of this novelwhile the reading experience wasn t as good as always thought that it would be MANY SHADES OF GREEN A thing that I got amazed when I started to label this book, in the process of my review, in my virtual shelves of Goodreads was how many different genres the novel touches Politics, Religion, Romance, Humor, Fantasy, Magic, Mystery and even Espionage.And I was very tempted to select Military too but I opted not.And certainly the mood and themes of the story embraces all those genres and maybe.I knew about this book series some years ago while I was researching about the topic of Oz in general and since then I thought that it could be good to read it LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT FOR A BOOK S EDITION Some months ago 2013 , by chance, I found this edition in a shelf of a local bookstore I recognized the title of the book and I took it by impulse The cover was gorgeous with the poster of the musical version BUT what stunned me was the detail that this particular edition has the edges of the pages colored in greenGREEN Ah Honestly I can t think in something cooler to make irresistible this edition.Those marvelous green edges on the pages of the book sold me the novel right away and I couldn t took back the book on the shelf Thanks goodness the wicked magic of the credit card allowed me to go out of the bookstore with the novel THIS IS NOT KANSAS Certainly when I started to read the book, I knew that I wasn t in Kansas any Geez The Cowardly Lion and the Tin Woodman kiss their mothers with those filthy mouths The introduction of the book is like a slap to the readers to make them understand quick and hard that this is indeed an adult book.You know I am not a prude, not in the least, but I think that Maguire made a hard effort to make sure that this will be an adult novel since I think that many of the issues touched here could work just the same without the need of some big words and sex scenes, while the drugs had to stay, hehehe, since indeed here the drugs played an important purpose on key moments.It was like well since we have sex, drugs and rock n roll well no, no rock n roll, really, not even on the musical version this is a story for only we, the adults, sorry kids, you will have to keep busy with the Baum s cute books meanwhile you grow up some years Well, C.S Lewis said that any children s tale that it can t be enjoyed by adults just the same, it s a poor children s tale.So, facts of life first, kids aren t dumb, they can understand heavy topics, even the new generations that grow up with internet as nanny, and second, adults don t need sex, drugs and r you got it to enjoy an intelligent story IT S NOT EASY TO BE GREEN Since this is a really smart tale, but maybe I had some expectations that affect my final rating of the book.First, there are really big jumps between the chapters and while there some unexpected turns and twists that one can think that it s something good but some of those twists were ah With him Really Geez And romance left the building Later, I really expected an explanation of how a person can turn to be evil or be seen as evil, but Elphaba turned out to be wicked not as evil but as crazy and for reasons really odd Also, since the beginning there is something that I don t understand Elphaba born with green skin, okay, HERE, in our beloved Kansas and the rest of the Earth around, it could be a real trouble but hey, they aren t in Kansas any, that s Oz, a land where animals can talk and people can do magic How odd really can be a person with green skin over there Honestly I could be freak out for a talking goat or lion than watching a person with green skin Also, the green skin resulted an odd issue again at some point, you see, Elphaba is in hiding, but hey, she is walking around the city how good can be in hiding for several years if she is supposed to be the only woman with green skin in all Oz What The Gale Force recluted colorblind people Geez Also, I have my theories about the physical problem of Nessarose Elphaba s sister but since it wasn t approached beyond of being just a birth defect, I don t see the point of her problem Even I think that the story was evolving quite fine until Maguire tried to put together his own story with the original story when Dorothy arrives to Oz WICKED READING Besides all my complaints, the book is still a smart vessel to touch sensitive topics of politics, religion and social interaction without worrying to be subjected to harsh critique since he smartly uses characters and themes in Oz and you have to deduce those allegories on your own and at the end, they will be your own ideas and not necessarily what the author wanted to say.However, the book lacks of some action, all stuff happened in a very appeased tempo Nevertheless, I want to try in the future the other books by Maguire, on this Wicked series and his other stand alone novels based on retellings of classic children s books. As far as fairy tales are concerned, adults recall them to be simple moral stories of how things go wrong if you want the wrong things As fond of them as adults may be, the stories aren t often dissected, interpreted, or believed in for much farther than that The brilliance behind Maguire s books, is his capability of understanding that both the fantasy world and the real world can be united by infiltrating the mystical with hard situations, realistic emotions, and simple human spirit Even in the realms he creates some which are fantastical, others which are rather simple, and common earthly places he manages to prove that no matter where you are, life happens People get jealous, people feel resentments, and hurt There isn t a sugarcoat and there isn t always a simple solution to everything He does not intend to create a pretty or perfect world It seems rather, that he intends to take the perfect pretty worlds we are used to, and turns them into something we hate recognizing about ourselves He fills his pages full of the things humans refuse to admit about themselves and in several cases he actually makes us sympathize with characters who we as children once hated It s easier to believe that there is a very blatant line between good and evil, do or don t do In reality if things were so simple, wouldn t human beings find less struggles I love Wicked The once negatively portrayed green queen of evil from Oz as I liked to call her is thrown into very sad situations, situations that seem so bizarre and yet, she feels things the same way we all do It allowed me, to look at people I had once considered enemies, and see they had human nature built into them long before they became my enemies , they had feelings that led them to wherever they happen to be now.Many people might not find a cut and dry moral in this book, they may think it s dry, or that it fails to meet the standards of The Wizard of Oz I m not afraid at all to say this darlings but we re not in Hollywood s Oz any Fact is, if you properly read Baum s original Oz books, Oz was a pretty morbid and cynical place Aside from names and places Wicked, The Wizard of Oz movies, or Baum s Oz books really don t have much to do with eachother They have their own missions Just like Elphaba and Dorothy had their own missions. Dostoyevsky meets Frank Baum This was not as much fun as Pride and Prejudice and Zombies maybe because it is revisionist than mash up, parody or spoof This is actually, strangely a very mature work but set in Oz and from the perspective of Elpheba the wicked witch But it was amusing, entertaining, thought provoking, head scratching, etc etc.Published 2 years before Harry Potter and 4 years before Phantom Menace, the influence on both series is apparent I did not love it, but this was a fun book and I may read from him. This book as become increasingly popular, mostly due to the success of the musical by the same name the truth is however, its not very good There are many interesting and intriguing plotlines in the book, and you wait for them to be clerified, and expanded upon, but many never are many fantastic characters are introduced, and are hinted at playing an important roll later in the book doesnt happen the book doesnt even really give you the background you want on the witch it is made clear from the beginning that she has an eversion to water, but you never find out why there are some vague mentions of some connection to the ocean, but it is never followed through You never even get a really Good explanation to why she is green that part of the story is very quick, and pretty unintersting The book is full of cool little interesting things that you swear will play a part but dont I really wish someone would take this book and expand it to its true potential the idea for the story is so cool, but the ideas are just so unorganized that it was truly a let down My advice, borrow the book, see the musical it is completely different from the book, but the story is much thought out the most disappointing part of the book for me, whas the ending just awful very laim its like the author gave up, and just let her melt no explanation, no insight into the witch now, Im being pretty harsh I should say that I loved the beginning of this book the first half even but well the last half..what a letdown. (KINDLE) ⛄ Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West ê When Dorothy triumphed over the Wicked Witch of the West in L Frank Baum s classic tale we heard only her side of the story But what about her arch nemesis, the mysterious Witch Where did she come from How did she become so wicked And what is the true nature of evil Gregory Maguire creates a fantasy world so rich and vivid that we will never look at Oz the same way again Wicked is about a land where animals talk and strive to be treated like first class citizens, Munchkinlanders seek the comfort of middle class stability, and the Tin Man becomes a victim of domestic violence And then there is the little green skinned girl named Elphaba, who will grow up to become the infamous Wicked Witch of the West, a smart, prickly, and misunderstood creature who challenges all our preconceived notions about the nature of good and evil.An astonishingly rich re creation of the land of Oz, this book retells the story of Elphaba, the Wicked Witch of the West, who wasn t so wicked after all Taking readers past the yellow brick road and into a phantasmagoric world rich with imagination and allegory, Gregory Maguire just might change the reputation of one of the most sinister characters in literature. Here is yet one instance that supports the old adage that hindsight is 20 20, because had I known how much I d have enjoyed this book, I d have read it sooner I have no one to blame but myself for taking all the negative reviews so seriously For starters, there are several types of people who should not read this book because it will make them angry The biggest one is that group of folks who is opposed to S E X appearing in books The sexy scenes in this book are not graphic They aren t hot They aren t anything except ye olde average sex scene that for most of us who are over the age of consent isn t worth getting bent out of shape for.And on top of all that, the book is also jam packed with all kinds of issues that make people uncomfortable Politics Religion Science Racism Magic The Occult Sexism Class based societies Etc Mix that with a cherished fairy tale that a majority of us have some childhood history with and you ve got a sensitive subject The story and the characters are one we re all familiar with Dorothy, the Wizard of Oz, the Wicked Witch of the West, the Scarecrow, Tinman, Cowardly Lion, etc But in this novel, Maguire has taken these beloved characters and twisted them to suit his purposes The final product is something you will either love or hate As if the rating didn t already say it, clearly I m a fan I picked this book up because of the hype and had no expectations for reading any of the subsequent novels Maguire has published But now that the book is over, I find my curiosity has been piqued and I wouldn t mind following up with Son of a Witch to find out what happens next in the political fiasco in Oz and the surrounding territories.